My Proletariat Life

2009-01-25T21:33:00.002+08:00

I HAVE MOVED!!!!

http://nassypokopants.wordpress.com

Still a proletariat but I have removed the hyphens for your convenience. You're welcome! :)

Zakiah here.

2009-01-25T16:06:00.002+08:00

I decided to this space a justice by giving it an update.

Uh-huh! I heard you, NasPants is so lazy! Tsk.

2008-11-24T01:26:00.003+08:00

This is for all of you who requested for more kekentalan by Andersonians.

Nasirah: Eh, if Syafiq die die don't want to eat his vege how ah?

Khalis: then you refer him to the discipline IC..but that's secondary..we can handle that after the chalet..if you know what i mean..:)

Nasirah: I THINK i know what you mean but both our mindsets are warped in their own ways so what you mean may not be what I think you mean.

Khalis: i know how to settle that..i carry on whatever i mean, and then it's YOUR turn..so syafiq gets double..

Hashir: im not that impressed ah khalis. if there is ever any problems with my committee (meaning syafiq) then you should consult me first. nasirah you too. don't just try to force him to eat vege when he's busy carrying ice THROUGHOUT the weekend. I understand the need for a healthy diet but we have to strike a balance. sometimes he needs to live the life he wants after working hard with drinks.

Nasirah: Hashir, apa merepek ni awak berbual? Oklah, if Syafiq buat hal, i will refer him to you. but PLEASE dun make him carry ice throughout the weekend! Dia dah lah tak makan vege. I will send you to Khairyn for inappropriate behaviour!

Anw Afiq, Your skipping rope what colour?

Khalis: excuse me! skipping rope is under MY games category..if you wanna know what colour his skipping rope is, you must ask ME..same goes to any item related to games.

for example, if syafiq wants to know what colours are available in fadhil's pick-up sticks set, he should ask me like this.."khalis, may i know what are the colours available in fadhil's pick-up sticks set please?"and not ask fadhil directly..

anyway nasirah, what kinda food do you think amirul prefers?:)

Afiq: Oh its green.. =/ REEBOK! i think.

Nasirah: HAHAHAHA! Thanks Afiq! I didn't really expected you to answer pasal the question tak masok akal.. hahah. Your skipping rope so branded! Mine just says 'Made in China'.

Khalis, I'll get back to you on what food Amirul prefers. BE RIGHT BACK!
So, what colours are availbale in Fadhil's pick-up sticks set Khalis? :)

Amirul: huh, what's with my preference of food?

Hashir: HAHAHHHAAH. i just had to express my laughter ah. i no all of u laugh when u all read the last 5-6 posts but no one has expressed it in the beginning. we are one bunch of mindless jokers ah (excluding amirul coz he seems kinda serious about his food preference).

Btw, why is my bro going to have the TIME OF HIS LIFE?! i dont want him to turn out like those MJ soccer hooligans. u no what i mean nasirah. u were supporting RJ in the final. hahah. and ur skipping rope only says made in china? nothing else? the quality can sustain through the weekend tak? boleh buat main tug-of-war tak awak?

Khalis, i like the way things are working now. Everyone should refer their questions to the HODs.

Nuurun: skipping rope for tug-of-war?! I think even coconut husks can withstand better...

Nuurun: Suddenly coconut husks sounds so stupid... They're hard right...I meant coconut fibres!

Here comes the most merepek part!

Fadhil: I thought husks and fibre are the same thing? Hahaha.. Husk.. mcm Husky voice.. u know.. not hard but very the serak2 basah.. so quite soft.. but nothing to do with strength.. but fibre is more like the bio term, like as if i know.. like it runs through the coconut, probably it's singular for the plural husky.. so fibre sounds right.. husks also.. if u call it twisted husks.. or intertwined husks..

Nasirah: HAHAHAHA! You are all so kental! Esp Fadhil and his special report on husks... Everytime I think you are becoming less kental, you just have to do or say smtg that make my whole belief system come crashing down ah Fadhil... But nvm, now no more expectations, so you can be as kental as the day is long.

Fadhil: Nasirah.. Wah wah wah... Bukan main ehh skrg.. Now I know your inner thoughts.. All these while... I'm really kental issit? Hahaha.. I wasn't even trying to un-kental myself ah.. And you say I'm becoming less kental.. But since it's now crash and burn, i guess.. I'm always kental in everyone's eyes ah.. Especially you!

2008-11-23T23:35:00.001+08:00

What do you do when your friend irritates you for the 50th time?

2008-11-23T09:29:00.005+08:00

Don't you dare punch me Zakiah!

Only I can punch you. :D

2008-11-22T23:53:00.002+08:00

I was just thinking about being the in-charge of the food for the chalet and it's starting to creep me out! I have to feed 20 plus people for 3 days AND prepare food for the BBQ too. MAMPOS! And I know how people can get cranky and noisy when they are hungry. Especially boys! Kan kan? And then everyone will blame me and I will once again, prove what a failure I am.

Who am I kidding?! Of course it will go well! I will MAKE SURE it all goes well. :)

Oh gosh, Nazli's right. I do have bipolar disorder. But it's ok! It makes me unique... :D Eh but alot of people suffer from this too right? OH NO, I HAVE TO STOP BEING SUCH A SKEET-ZO!

But you can't blame me though. You try listening to 10 hours of online lectures featuring your British lecturer with a super nasal voice who is trying to explain the solar energy cascade. And then spend 4 hours listening to your Korean/China/HongKong/Japan (I really dunno where he's from!) lecturer talk about the Cold War.
"The nose is the worst place"
"Nobody was allowed in the nose"
"Armies constantly invaded the nose"

I was like what the hell does this guy has against the anatomy that helps us to breathe?!

Only when he said "That's the difference between the South and the nose", do I finally realise he was referring to the word "NORTH" all these while.

After 14 hours of that, I did the only thing that made sense. Sleep. When I woke up, I saw random letters and numbers all over my face cos I fell asleep on my notes. HAHAH! I distinctly saw 'Stalin' on my forehead. :(

Ya Allah, ya Tuhanku...tolonglah hamba-Mu yang suffering so terribly ini...

2008-11-19T23:57:00.002+08:00

I was feeling very very excited about the upcoming PBMA chalet but got EVEN MORE excited after reading the posts that were assigned to us by dear, merepek Khalis, the world's funniest fireman.

OIC: Fadhil
Asst OIC: Nadhirah
To overlook the whole event from the start till the end. And account for any missing members at any point in time. Everyone MUST inform these two if you're leaving the site for any reason.

Treasurer: Lisda
Asst treasurer: Aqilah
To settle all matters involving money by liaising with the food IC, booking IC etc. Every single cent is to be accounted for. Chase them, cuff them, tie them down, lasso them, whip them, shoot them, or threaten to tell cikgu asnah if they don't pay up.

Cleaniness: Mardhiah
Asst cleaniness: Nora
To ensure everyone clears up their OWN mess. If no one admits to making a particular mess, ask the nearest person to clean it up. If everyone is equidistant from the mess, both of you will have to clean it up.

Public relations: Nizar
Asst public relations: Hadi
To maintain good relationships amongst our members and with nearby chalet-ers. Maybe start off the chalet event with an ice-breaking session. Liaise with fadhil for hilarious self-made riddles.

Discipline: Khairyn
Asst discipline: Nora
To make sure there is no inappropriate behaviour amongst us. Especially latecoming, cursing, swearing, fighting, stealing, extortion, robbery, gangsterism, piracy, sodomy etc.

Games: Khalis
Asst games: Fariq
To plan and carry out the games smoothly with the participation of ALL members. Throw and catch tournament MUST go on. Avoid games like five stones, tic-tac-toe, chi-ko-pak etc.

Logistics: Amirul
Asst logistics: Afiq, Nasri and Fariz
To handle logistic matters during the event. Logistic matters include plates, cups, handsoaps, detergent, pillows, beds, mirrors, chairs, toiletries, toothpicks, combs, umbrellas etc.

Food: Nasirah
Asst food: Hafifah and Julianah
To plan and buy food for EVERY meal including the BBQ. No shortages or sausages. No pork, no lard. Food must be halal. Not necessarily kosher. Make sure syafiq eats his vege.

Drinks: Hashir
Asst drinks: Syafiq
To buy drinks and ice ENOUGH for everyone THROUGHOUT the event. Do not entertain anyone who insists on having hot drinks in the morning. No green tea. No alchohol.

BBQ: Izzah
Asst BBQ: Hudzaifah
To ensure the BBQ is being done smoothly. Liaise with the logistics IC for the fan, charcoal, tongs etc, and the food IC for the BBQ food. Nizar and hudzaifah as standby firefighting team.

Booking: Nuurun
To book the chalet.

2008-11-18T01:00:00.003+08:00

My stupid phone struck again... :(

1. Nas: I don't like that Lim Yu Beng wannabe! Wah, lucky I check what I typed, u know! Just now I wrote Lim Yup Bengal! Naseb I check if not, mesti awak marry!

Lis: Errrr... your 'marry' isn't any better ah....

2. Nas: OH NO! It cost 75 buxom!

Amin: Do you mean bux?

3. I already learnt my lesson to avoid Singlish since if you remember, "Ok lor" becomes "Ok Lord" and "Ya hor" becomes "Ya horse". But what I didn't expect was "mah" becoming "mahogany".

Nas: Cos we're cool mahogany!

Amin: ..........?! You know when you said your brain doesn't work? I'm starting to believe you.

4. Nas: Ok Azy, I'll see you soon! I just passed Ukraine.

Azy: What?! Naaaaas, you're sprouting nonsense again.......

In case you're wondering, it was Ikea that I just passed.

Sometimes MSN conversations can just be as confusing!

5. The last time I wanted to sms "chicks over dicks" it became "chicks over ducks" and dear Lisda HAD TO remember that.

Lisda says:
nxt time if u were to b caught in a situation to go out with chicks or ducks, its really ok with me if u choose the duck

Lisda says:
haha sounds so merepek!

Lisda says:
but u get wat i mean la kan

Lisda says:
cos no matter how "chicks over ducks" u try to b, i noe sometimes cant help it mah

Lisda says:
u just tell me e truth lor, if nxt time im tt chick u r caught in btwn with the duck

Lisda says:
HAHAHA

NasPants says:
Wahlao eh! Quantum of SoLame seh!

Lisda says:
SAY PEOPLE SAY YOURSELF AH!

NasPants say:
Oh gosh, I am lame! It's all Fadhil's fault!

6. "Nad, I really want a Nissan Fairlady seh!"
"Ohhhh, is it a good facial wash?"
"Facial wash? It's a car lah, kental!"
"Aiyah...how I know? Fairlady what.."

7. Azy: NAD YOU NEVER ZIP YOUR PANTS!!!

Everyone at the bus stop was staring at Nad and I felt so embarassed for her until....

Nad: HAIYAH NEVERMIND LAH! EVERYDAY ALSO LIKE THAT!

8. My mum was watching the tv one day when she suddenly exclaimed, "Eh, The Nice Killer!"
I was busy studying so I didn't look up. Besides, why would I be interested to see The Nice Killer? Then she repeated, "Look! The Nice Killer!". I finally looked up and saw... Denise Keller.
-_-

2008-11-17T13:26:00.002+08:00

The worst is telling the people who are the closest to you. It is not something that I will say in an everyday conversation. Even if I meant to tell you, I'll somehow chicken out at the end. I don't know why. For fear of being judged? For fear of being asked to choose? For fear of being asked the questions that I dread cos I believe there are no answers to them? I guess it's a mixture of all. So my dear friends, please don't be offended. If I didn't tell you, it's because I hold you close and dearly to my heart. That being said, I hope you will respect my decision as well. CHEERS!

2008-11-14T21:54:00.012+08:00

GIRLS MORNING, EVENING and NIGHT OUT!

Ok actually, we went jalan raya so it's excusable if we spent the whole day...

even if we only went to 4 houses. :)

Sitting on my wonderful bed...

And our ride for the day was...FARAH's MINI COOPER!

In case you're wondering what the inside of a Mini Cooper looks like...

It can also sometimes be filled with 4 incredible people.

"Let's vandalise this bicycle!"

But nobody listened to me! Story of my life...

Azy just had to pose where the dirt on Nad's mirror strategically covers her face!

Good job, Azy!

"Hey look! Can you spot the similarities between Nad and the flower?"

"Errrrr...how about 'There are no differences'?"

"Wow. I never thought there was a perfect answer to this question."

Look at Farah's beautiful eye lashes! I'm so jealous!!!

Those things can trap more than just dust, trust me.

Our final house was Farah's house and I think a tour is deemed necessary.

Encik Alias's pride and joy...the fish pond!

Hmmm...a trampoline next to a swimming pool? I can already think of 10 different ways to have fun and then confirm hurt myself.

Living Room No. 1

Living Room No. 2 is just through those doors at the other end.

The dining room.

Living Room No. 3

Nad and her new best friend, Osim.

Living Room No. 3 and the gym behind it.

The Game Room. :) :)

I only pooled once but I didn't know the inexperience is going to be damn obvious here.

Just because her camera can shoot, she thinks it's a weapon!

Posing around the foosball table and not playing?

It's a girl thing!

Gossipping around the foosball table?

Say it with me now: It's a girl thing!

Nad was so tired after running around, looking excited at all the things she can do that she totally collapsed on one of the couches near Living Room No. 3!

And then she came up with the stupidest line of the night:

"Oh my God, I so totally camouflage with the couch. LOOK AT ME!"

But we spent most of our time in Living Room No. 4 where we played...

ROCK BAND!!!!

Farah, the Rock Band expert plays like this and still scored higher than the rest of us!

Ok now compare her relaxed face to this...

That's why they say don't play this in baju kurung!

"Nad Nad! Make a rocker face!"

Riane: Wow! Drums and cigarettes? You're already a bonafide rockstar!"

Hahaha.

Nad, PRETENDING to twirl the drumsticks. Hahah.

Nad, PRETENDING that everything's going smoothly.

But before long.....

Professor Mcgonagall, Muslimah version.

After EVERYTHING, we just had to catch our breaths (and we've only just explored the 1st floor of the house lah! )and what better way to do that than to hang out in Farah's room! :)

Now, I think I need to alter my life goals abit:

1) Study hard

2) Get a good job

3) Marry a good man (doesn't has to be a pilot! See? I'm matured now..)

4) Be able to number my living rooms

2008-11-14T21:23:00.005+08:00

Azy's Open House

I met a very very cute boy!
Totally cute and forever in his own world!

"Ooooo, so young and I'm already a ladies' man"

HAHAH! No wonder he turned around...sadly!

I think I'm the only sane one.

After eating, it's back to work! Cutting bread, Kampong-style....;)

Nad curi tulang and went to hide on the stairs behind Azy.

Look at her stealthy face! Hahah!

Whenever there's a camera, you'll always find a flock of girls not far behind.

And then Nad suddenly had a 'brilliant' idea.

She wanted to superimpose her face on mine! I'll show you how she did it...

Even though she failed worse than miserably, at least it kept her occupied for 10 minutes.

Nad acting all sneaky cos she just hacked into Azy's account. Hahah!

Talking about sneaky....
Here's Azy, pushing the 2 of us away just when the camera clicked.

Here's Azy, covering our faces just as the camera clicked.
Ok, it was late at night and we were exhausted so forgive us for acting so delirious.

Nad's final redeeming shot.

2008-11-04T19:28:00.002+08:00

Terms and Conditions
on joining the halal trinity clan.

member must:
1) be a girl
2) love planning outings that never come true
3) get deliriously happy doing number 2
4) aim to embarrass fellow clan members by embarrassing oneself first
5) have incredulously high self-exteem that don't make sense
6) colour code outfits with other clan members according to special occasions
7) had nasi banjir at least once in her lifetime
8) must know each other's passwords
9) member must be either nad, nas or azy.

2008-11-01T12:06:00.001+08:00

After 3 months, the maid is finally coming. GOSH. Inefficient agency!

2008-10-29T18:00:00.002+08:00

I got so many things to do and yet, here i am! But it's ok..my excuse is (and always will be) that I'm waiting for inspiration to strike. You see, when you're in arts and all you have to do everyday is write thought-provoking essays, sometimes the mind runs dry. Really dry, like the wasteland of Somalia.

So, I thought I will complain a bit about my handphone. I've never really gotten used to the super presumptive dictionary that's in-bulit in the phone. You'll just have to type in 2 letters and it will assume what you're gonna type. So, sometimes....

a simple message such as : "Chey! Oklah, see you later!" becomes "Chrysanthemum! Oklahoma, are you later!"

And if I'm typing names of areas in Singapore, it will turn out gibberish. "Ok, so tomorrow I will meet you at Yishun and then we can make our way together to Marsiling?" becomes "Ok, so tomorrow I will meet you at Tibight and then we can make our way together to Marauligb?" It's a miracle how Lisda knew where I was talking about.

"Chicks over dicks, baby!" manages to become "Chicks over ducks, baby!" Which makes me sound like a poultry freak but whatever.

One good thing from this is probably the fact that I can no longer type in Singlish because "Ok lor" becomes "Ok lord" and "Ya hor" becomes "Ya horse".

Don't even get me started on what happens if i type in Malay.

Reactions from recipients of my nonsense messages ranges from "CAN YOU STOP STRINGING RANDOM WORDS TOGETHER TO MAKE SENTENCES?!" to "Please please check whatever you've written before sending" to "You better read what you type first ah! or I'm NEVER going to reply you again!"

My friends have no sense of humour. -_-

2008-10-21T08:10:00.002+08:00

6 deadlines in one week and 4 of them in ONE day! Clearly, someone wants me dead.

School is such a CHORE!

Okay, end of my 30 seconds break.

2008-10-19T13:58:00.034+08:00

PBMA Hari Raya Outing

12 hours, 11 houses and 4 cars. :)

At Hafifah's.

Bitched to Hashir about Lisda. Then, bitched to Lisda about Hashir. So fun!

At Fadhil's. Not only were his walls red, but his family members were all in red too!

Fadhil, if I ever need to have a stylo wall, I will hire you!

Never underestimate the no. of poses a guy can do.

At Rasiah's.

Me: Did you guys know that there's an escapee at Woodbridge?

Lis, Amirul, Afiq: SKP?

Me: YEA!

Inside Hashir's VW,

Hashir: Ok I am the driver, Lis, you're the navigator, Nas, you're the entertainer and Afiq, you're the (I forgot what it was but I knew it's some lame post that Hashir came up with)

5 minutes later...

Hashir: Nas you're not doing your job! I'm so bored...

And then starting jerking the car.

What a jerk. (Pun VERY MUCH intended)

So I switched to Nuurun's car!

That's Hashir in front and he was asked to wait for Fadhil and Amirul to get down from the multi-storey carpark. But what we don't understand was, why Hashir had to wait in the middle of nowhere. Seriously, we were stranded there for a good 5 minutes.

At Hudzaifah's.

Where abundance of food takes on a whole new meaning. :)

Hashir: Eh, let's get out of here before his mom feeds us anymore food!

At Zakiah's. (Kudos to anyone who can spot the pictur spoiler)

Zakiah was sleeping soundly when we came.

At Hashir's.

Fadhil was so jakon, he had to make a video commentary.

Yes Fariq, I know flicking throught the channels can be really tiring...

I was commenting to Nuurun about what a nice sunset picture she took when she turn the camera the other way and said, "Errr..that's actually Hashir's lamp."

Just look at Fadhil!

After that, we went on a tour around Hashir's house. Fadhil was really acting like a tourist and taking pictures of everything around the house!

Once in a while I can hear him go...

Fadhil: Wah, like IKEA showroom.

The balcony outside Hashir's brother's room.

Soon, more joined us.

The boys took so long to take a picture that I had to ask them to hurry. And then, miraculously.....
TA-DAA!

But picture spoiler struck again ah..

Us gals...

Zakiah: Eh, let's call the rest up and take a group photo ah..

Me(already taking out my hp): Ok, I'll call them up.

Hashir: Nas, I can just go down and call them tau.

Me: It's okay. Your house is so huge that this is actually acceptable.

In one of Hashir's many hidden spaces.

At Hadi's.

When the boys took off their socks and went upstairs to pray, Hadi was nice enough to pick up all their socks strewn around. Not knowing where to put them, he innocently stuffed them all in Syafiq's cap. HAHAH!

I can still remember Syafiq's face when he found out. :)

So romantic.

10 minutes later...

At Nadhirah's.

At Amirul's.

Hafifah, Me and Rasiah. :)

(Me, Zakiah and Hadi kaypoh-ly looking through photo albums.)

At Fariq's.

Who stays at Jalan Malu-Malu. Seriously.

And who's granddad is 93 years old and still fit as a fiddle. Seriously.

Fadhil Fadhil....

(I really dunno what else to say)

At Izzah's.

You can see all our muka basi already.

Nadh(disgustingly): Hadi, kenapa kau pegang Amirul macam gitu?

HAHAHA.

2008-10-15T14:15:00.004+08:00

Sorry it took me so long to update my blog but I'm kinda sick of this happening:

Me: Eh, did you know that (.......) happen to me that day?

Someone: Yea, i know.

Me: How you know?

Someone: Your blog la.

By 'someone', I mean everyone. Haha. Not that it's a bad thing but I'm just saying that i like to have things to share when I meet my friends. So at that point in time, i was anti-blogging cos I truly believe that it defeats the sentiment of meeting your friends to 'catch up' and that I will turn into an anti-social loser.

"So Nas, what have you been up to?" "You dunno ar? Just read my blog lor." (This dialogue is purely fictional and it merely serves to help those who still don't understand the point I'm trying to put forth.)

But I realise I'm a loser (as constantly reminded by friends) whether I blog or not...so might as well.

While there are many many things I wanted to blog about, there just isn't time for me to do so! Like right now, I'm supposed to be finishing my South Asian readings for my test in 2 days time, read an e-journal and do a presentation on CAREGIVERS, finish my History readings on Korean War and General MacArthur's report to Congress, write a 1500 word essay on Asian Civilisation, complete my mid-term assignment for Genes and Society, start on my Social Work report and project AND do a summary on Sri Lanka and Nepal's political structure and internal conflict.

WAHLAO! I've been waiting and waiting and waiting for the word 'AND' to signify the end of my horrendously long list of things to do. I'm so scared and stressed right now. I better start on them. Ok, bye! Oh btw, I HATE SCHOOL!

2008-10-15T12:08:00.010+08:00

Nas: Riane, let's printscreen ok?
Riane: WAIT WAIT! I make my hair nice first!
(5 minutes later....)
Nas: Can already, Riane?
Riane: Wait wait, i'm trying to see which pose is the best.
Nas: You know Riane, I really really regret suggesting this.

2008-10-15T11:49:00.006+08:00

Sempena Hari Lahir Nad Medusa I-Have-Flimples Bod, saya ingin mempersembahkan......

KISAH PENGEMBARAAN NAD dan GERAK-GERInya YANG AMAT MEMALUKAN

Nyonya sesat.

Hungry Ghost Advocate. (It is not advisable to see this picture directly before a night's sleep)

During Ramadan, it is normal to see Nad not moving/talking or responding to any change in her surroundings. After breaking fast, witness her getting high from all that stored up energy.

If you observe carefully, Nad hasn't move at all. Azy was doing ALL the work!

Nas: Nad, look at these pictures! You are so catatonic!

Nad: What's catatonic ah?

Nas: It is you, during bulan puasa, after 5pm.

Nad, the caged KAMBING.

In MJ, 3 of us would share a plate of that during recess. So we each spend 30 cents each! We need money to buy notes!

2008-10-15T11:35:00.006+08:00

ASIAN CIVILISATION MUSEUM

The trip could have been fun if not for the fact that we have to write an essay after that. :( So primary school excursion! The worst part is, even after spending almost 3 hours there, we had no clue how to even begin writing the essay.

Thank God admission is free. Or else someone's gonna get a earful.

2008-10-15T11:27:00.006+08:00

EID '08

With mummy dearest. :)

Badak Berendam; Inedible version

My dad's inner childishness shines through. Haha.

2008-09-26T01:33:00.011+08:00

I was inspired by Azlyna to look through my notes and look for scribbles. Unfortunately, the most scribbled notes are maths and chem notes and those are the ones I gave away! At this point I would like to say good luck to those who actually want to learn something out of those notes.

The I-Fell-Asleep-And-Dunno-What-the-Hell-I'm-Writing scribbles.

Sleepisaurus Scribble-itis

Trust me, I have alot of these...

Our tongue-in-cheek Geography project. :)

Azy's favourite phrase during lectures: "Penat-ing seh!"

This is what happens if I watch Harry Potter before studying...

And this is what happens when I get too stressed... OMG, I'm such a sad sack, talking to myself!

The rest are courtesy of Azy and all her fully-scribbled notes.

How are tampons ever sexual?

Azy: Nas! Don't conteng my notes with your highlighter!

Nas: But that's a very important point.....

As much as she isn't ironic...

Ms Ng: Am I going to slow?

Azy: Nooooooooo...

Ms Ng: Do you want me to speed up?

Azy: Yesssssssss....

I always end up getting the most deformed boys and the parachute skirt. NOT FAIR!

Nad was: Nad Bod Lim Tock Siew Mai

Mine was: Nasirah Al-Munsyi (something that sounds disgusting but I forgot) Mansor

The result of a very bad joke and a parody of FRIENDS gone wrong.

"Her red penis super cheapo". Hahah.

If we were ever comic characters, these would be us!

"Azy, do you think we could have done better for A's if we didn't do all that?"

"I think we would have failed our A's if we didn't do all that!"

And she's right! It's things like these that keep us sane and from wanting to jump through the fire escape window in our classroom.

2008-09-22T21:19:00.002+08:00

For those of you wondering what I'm suffering from, it's called VASOVAGAL SYNCOPE.

From Wikipedia...

Typical triggers for vasovagal episodes include:

1) prolonged standing or upright sitting, particularly when standing with legs in a locked position for long periods of time. Avoidance of long-term locking of one's legs in the standing position is taught in the military, as well as marching band and drill team.

2) stress

3) any painful or unpleasant stimuli, such as

-giving a blood donation or watching someone give one
-watching someone experience pain
-watching/experiencing medical procedures
-sight of blood
-occasions of slight discomfort, such as dental and eye examinations

4) hyperthermia, a prolonged exposure to heat

5) sudden onset of extreme emotions

6) hunger

7) nausea or vomiting

8) dehydration

9) urination ('micturition syncope') or defecation ('defecation syncope')

10) pressing upon certain places on the throat, sinuses, and eyes

11) high altitude

12) use of certain drugs that affect blood pressure, such as amphetamine

13) intense laughter

And no Fariq, I did not find out about this while I was defacating on top of a building and cutting myself!
As sad as it was to find out that you suffer from something that's quite unpronunciable, I'm happy because there's finally an explanation!

The more I think about it, the more it makes sense... I'm afraid of heights and I always get the feeling of vertigo, even when I'm at the 4th storey, I cannot see blood even if it's my own without feeling woozy and nauseas, if I have diarrhoea, my mum has to be extra careful in case I faint in the toilet and the last time I forgot to eat, I blacked out while alighting the bus and fell down the steps.
Let's just say that out of the 13 episodes provided, I have points 2, 3, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 11 down pat. I'm just glad that I don't faint from intense laughter or else I'll be fainting 3 times a day and would have to start hanging out with less interesting people.

If I do not have this thing, I'll probably be brave enough to put 'nursing' as my first choice in NUS, I'll probably stay longer at GPA dental for my attachment (if it weren't for my mum too) and I'll probably be able to understand why people say sitting at the front of the upper deck of buses is fun.

On top of that, I also found out that the reason why I havent had mences for 9 months and counting is probably because I have non-functioning ovaries. But I'll probably won't have to do anything about it unless I want to start having babies so that will give my ovaries about 10 years to WAKE UP AND START DOING THEIR JOBS! The worst part is, I still get intense stomach cramps every month but nothing comes out. It's like going to get a tatoo done in invisible ink.

WHAT A FUN WEEK!

2008-09-16T14:13:00.000+08:00

MEET-UP SOON, PLEASE!

2008-09-10T18:36:00.000+08:00

From Harry Potter...

...to Hairy Potter.

2008-09-10T14:06:00.010+08:00

ENGLISH as Speaken by Others

Credits to www.engrish.com

Yes, and please appreciate the funny of this entry.

How dirty are the toilets anyway?
The Wonderful Adventures of the Toilet.
"Entering of the person whom the nasty smell does is refused."

Good rule, Bad English.

"Oops, I drowned my son again"

I know!
Okay, what?

Herpes, anyone? They're the cheapest!

I'm sure the flies in France are classier than the ones we have here. At least, ours are free.

"Always try to big"

2008-09-08T09:10:00.004+08:00

Yesterday, I got a total of 7 electric shocks just by switching on the toilet lights. I'm pretty sure there are some fried neurons (it's not a food, you hungry, fasting people!) up in my brain. In fact, this morning, I think I can feel some of my brain cells being regenerated! That's why I can blog now! Yesterday, I couldn't string a a sentence properly. After the 5th shock, it got so bad, I started to wonder that maybe I wasn't meant to go to the toilet. That God had other plans for me. But I cannot allow this! I have the right to use the toilet without getting electric shocked. It is time for me to fight my no-toilet destiny! So I just went in without switching on the lights lor. Pretty smart for someone who's working on half the amount of brain cells, huh? That was until I tripped over the slippers and nearly fell.

2008-09-05T23:52:00.003+08:00

Page Not Found

LiveJournal Admin: Sir! We have reports that someone is trying to access a page that doesn't exist!
LiveJournal Captain: Impossible! How can that be?
LiveJournal Admin: Sir, I don't know. Maybe they typed in the URL wrong or maybe we're suffering from a critical system failure.
LiveJournal Captain: Unacceptable! Redirect them to a 404 page and make it snappy!

If you think you've reached this page in error:
Make sure the URL you're trying to reach is correct.
Check http://status.livejournal.org to view LiveJournal's current status.
Otherwise, you can:
Go back to the previous page
Go to the LiveJournal Homepage.
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Ok, I understand that I might have typed the wrong URL but the big 'PAGE NOT FOUND' was sufficient. The mini skit was totally uncalled for! As though asking me to constantly 'CONFIRM THAT (YOU) ARE A HUMAN' isn't enough, LiveJournal just had to resort to cheesy skit lines.

I decided to blog about this because it seems that so many people are making their blog private or deleting them completely and I'm so angry that I have to come across the cheesy skit so many times! But don't worry I won't privatise anytime soon because how else can I share my jokes, pictures, stupid moments and stupid antics by stupid friends with the rest of the world?

And to LiveJournal, please stop all this nonsense! Or I'll kill your Captain!

2008-09-05T18:15:00.002+08:00

"Nad, awak kentot eh?!"

"TAK!"

"Bedek!"

"No, betol! If I kentot I will tell you proudly."

2008-09-05T17:59:00.002+08:00

A Classical Nas-sery Rhyme

nas is a big black negro.
oh yes she is so
don't you dare tell me no
A BEEG BLACK NEGRO!

nad

2008-09-05T17:54:00.002+08:00

Nad and Azy are so irritating! Everything I stand up for was proven worthless. They are as shallow as boys. I'm so disappointed in you guys.

2008-09-03T16:26:00.000+08:00

RANDOMOUSITY

1. I'm sorry, my fasting friends but I'm so excited about making my own doughnuts for the very first time! Well, my first and last time. Nothing like preparing your own food to know what's really in it and I'm starting to see why people say it's one of the most unhealthiest food. I'll just leave it at that.

2. When my newspaper decided to get wet, it got wet in style! Can you see the silhouette of Singapore? Well, I can!

3. One of the tiny, almost non-existent perks of being a teacher.

4. Their lives revolve around games, ostrich farms and their all-time favourite, air shows. I'm serious...OSTRICH FARMS. I guess the world's divided into girls, boys and weird boys.

5. When you do something a thousand times, you'll get bored too you know!

6. "Kak Ela, Icat nak tengok wayang tapi tak cukup duit ah...Boleh kasi sikit?"
"Ok, cerita aper Icat nak tengok?"
"Money No Enough 2"

Oh, the irony.

7. "Hello, thank you for calling ______ Home Tuition Centre. May I help you?"
"Yes please. I would like to enrol as a tutor."
"Ok, may I know how you get to know about us?"
"Oh, through a friend ah."
"A friend ah? May I know her last name?"
"Errr... Mohd. Noor"
"Ok, so her name's A-friend-ah Mohd. Noor?"

How do you respond to that?! Is 'Afrenda' even a name?

8. So I was just minding my own business at the COMEX show and staring at a printer when this salesguy came up to me...

"Hi M'am. This is Epson. (Points to the printer)"
"This is absent?"
"Yes, it's Epson"
"It's not absent, it's here!"
"What?"
"I dunno."

(and quickly walks away...)

9. Kak Ela: Icat, don't be such a boiled sprat!
Me: A sprat?! How do you boil it?
Kak Ela: Eh, sorry! Spoilt brat!!!
Me: HAHAH!
Kak Ela: Oh no, I'm turning into you!
Me: I am not like that! At all!

(5 mins later....)

Me: Icat, shut up! You sound like a whestle kittling!
Icat: What?! You mean kettle whistling eh?
Me: Errr...No.

(and quickly walks away...)

So to sum up this entry, I'm random, my brother is irritating (and a boiled sprat too) and it seems that all I've been doing is to walk away quickly.

2008-09-03T09:37:00.004+08:00

Heartstrings Carnival

25th August 2008

Esplanade Park

"Oh my god, the Esplanade looks so ugly from this angle!"

"It's ugly from ALL angles."

"Ok, point taken..but seriously, it looks like a crouching thorny-backed monster!"

"HAHAH! Forget the Durian! From now on, it's thorny-backed monster!"

2008-09-03T09:00:00.004+08:00

Flea.Fly.Flo.Fun

24th August 2008

Home Club

We set up a stall for the flea market but the 1.5m by 1.5m space given to us wasn't even nearly enough for the 6 of us! It wasn't really a good experience. But it wasn't exactly bad. It was just...an experience. Carthasis (in a strange way).

Thanks Nadh Hamzah for dropping by and supporting us! And sorry Siti you couldn't make it...but you ALMOST made it and at least, you get to see the fireworks! :)

And special thanks to Azy and her parents for picking me up and sending me home. I'm eternally grateful cos there was no way in hell (or anywhere else, for that matter) I could have managed to lug all those things by myself...

2008-08-25T12:55:00.006+08:00

Beijing Olympics Closing CeremonyOnly the Chinese can do that!

One of the more memorable moments in the ceremony.

David Beckham came, stand on a bus, smiled, waved and kicked a ball. Big Deal.

Using both sides of the paper helps to save the Earth but drums, I'm not so sure.

Once again, the Chinese left me speechless and awestruck with their closing ceremony last night! They certainly said goodbye with the loudest bang! I can’t remember the last time I held my breath for so long until my heart aches and I totally forgot how it feels like to have my eyes glued for so long on the tv till my eyes water. And don’t even get me started on the fireworks! Not only did those fire work, it worked it’s ass off!

I feel so sorry for those who missed it...which brings me to say this: How can anyone NOT watch the Olympics?! It’s like bringing thousands of bionic man and women with superhuman skills and strength together and watching them try to outdo each other! The least us, mere mortals, can do is to witness them do that. This year, in particular, was full of awe-inspiring moments.

1) Michael Phelps winning 8 gold medals and breaking 7 world records while at it will certainly be remembered for a long time.

2) Usain Bolt insanely bolting through all his races and creating such a huge gap between him and the other runners that you would think the rest were walking or something.

3) More than 40 world records and more than 100 Olympic records were set!!!

4) Singaporean swimmer Tao Li breaking the Asian record twice and went on to the finals to be the 5th fastest swimmer in the world.

5) The opening and closing ceremonies where every moment was awe-inspiring.

6) And of course, SINGAPORE WINNING OUR 1st MEDAL SINCE WE ARE AN INDEPENDENT STATE!

“For China, the investment of more than 40 billion dollars on the Games reaped handsome rewards.
They not only topped the gold medal count, but a near flawless organisation meant the controversies that marred the build-up largely slipped into the background. “

I couldn’t have said it better myself. Thank you China for bringing paper and fireworks into our lives but most of all, thank you for creating the greatest spectacle on tv since F.R.I.E.N.D.S. In a world where guys impersonate Britney Spears and girls impersonate Michael Jackson for a living, and where sports and wellness are taken over by the likes of iGallop and uPapa, it’s nice to know that some things never change. The Olympics never fail to showcase the human spirit and the human strength in great splendour.

2008-08-17T18:52:00.005+08:00

I JUST ORDERED MY NEW PHONE AND I CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY HANDS ON IT!!! the LG VIEWTY

At first I was having doubts because I don't usually use LG but I read 43 reviews from different websites and only 4 are bad! It's a new and improved LG Prada. It has a 3" full touchscreen and a 5 MEGAPIXEL camera with image stabilizer and high-speed video recording which enables you to take 120 frames per second! So you can view your videos at slower speed. AND, you can upload it directly to youtube! :)

From the back, it really looks like an ordinary digicam..

My Phone Sweet Phone. :)

2008-08-14T23:08:00.003+08:00

Dear friends,

Some of you might have heard of my latest plight. It causes me great pain to say this but I guess I can't run away from the truth anymore... MY PHONE WAS STOLEN!!! While I was in a damn packed bus from Malaysia Immigration Checkpoint to the Singapore one.

It wasn't as though I left it unattended but it was actually pickpocketed from my bag. It was bad enough that it was stolen right under my nose but this phone also happens to be my favourite phone so far!

Those who know me can tell you that I change phones every few months and the fact that this phone stuck with me for almost a year now is saying something! And because of that, there were, you know....certain emotional attachment to it.

And now that I lost both my SIM card and 1gb memory card, I've lost all 800+ contacts, 462 pictures and 32 videos!

Of all the countless times I've been to Malaysia, this was the first time I brought my phone with me because I just applied for the Pay-As-You-Roam service the day before(which, by the way, DIDN'T WORK so I might as well left it at home)! The only time I took it out was to....check the time and once, to see where my shoe went in the cinema hall.

And probably the worst thing is, I kinda knew who stole it because when I had time to think about it, the chinese 'lady' standing next to me was the only one who could reach into my bag easily and I remembered that I was annoyed she kept moving her hands cos it made my bag slid (yes! i remember the past tense of slide!) from my shoulder. Okay, actually that's not the worst part... when we were alighting, I accidentally bumped into her and SAID SORRY AND SMILED AT HER! Talk about fraternising with the enemy!

The only thing I could do was to look on the bright side. And I realised the very thin, almost invisible, blow-and-it-goes-away silver lining is that I could get a new phone. Usually this would thrill me like crazy but this time round, I just feel that I would be cheating on my old phone! I lost the will to be thrilled! And i know the only way to make me feel better is if I cheat on my old phone with a hotter and newer model. And perhaps, if I can get all my contacts again.

So if you're reading this, please please give me your number...either email me at nasirah_mansor@hotmail.com, send me a friendster/facebook message or sms me as I'm still using my old number. Here's an advanced THANK YOU! May you make my day better.

2008-08-09T23:47:00.005+08:00

Beijing 2008

Opening Ceremony

It is just very unfortunate that our National Day falls a day just after the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympics. Oh which by the way, in case you didn't watch, was spectacularly awesome! And I really mean it cos I don't usually use 2 adjectives back to back. Seriously, I felt so sorry for Singapore!

I know it was no comparison (the Olympics vs. National Day Parade?!) but we barely had 24 hours to get over the awesome-ness of the opening ceremony before Singapore let loose hundreds of secondary school students with multi-coloured clothes and face paint, running all over Marina Bay to get into 'formation'.

But as much as I felt sorry for Singapore, I'm even sorrier for those who missed the opening ceremony.

2008-08-09T23:30:00.002+08:00

Finally, an answer! The basis of all things medical.....

Everything Comes Down to Poo

2008-08-04T23:05:00.011+08:00

MJC's 4th College Day

That's me! And unfortunately, my sis doesn't know how to use the zoom function.

I was talking to Ms Sim and the subject of Nad taking over her lessons came up.

"You know that Nad ah! I ask her to take attendance, she didn't. I asked her to fill in the log book, she didn't. I came back after 1 month and everything's empty! I nearly fainted!"

Nad Nad.... And I distinctively remember you complaining to me about how boring it was in the staff room. But I didn't tell Ms Sim that, of course! Instead, I told her about how you were lecturing and felt thirsty but you lifted the wrong hand and drank the microphone instead of your bottle.

After eating in the canteen (Urgggh!), me, my mum and sis quickly got out of the school cos we were excited to go to EXPO! They were having the Watson's fair and Asian Food Fair. But at the bus stop, I realised I forgot to say bye to Azy! So I called her...

Me: Azy, I go home first k?

Azy: Okay, go lah! Are u asking me for permission?

Me: No, just that I forgot to say bye and I'm at the bus stop already. Sorry!

Azy: It's okay! Anyway, I'm at the expressway already!

Ok, I forgive her cos poor Azy was dizzy throughout the entire ceremony. She was fine when I met her before but when she went home, she was down with fever! In all seriousness, I diagnosed her with MJ-itis and told her not to step into MJ again for her own good.

2008-08-03T21:47:00.025+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FARAH!!!

This is the awesomest party I've been to! It was held at Cafe Del Mar and the best part was that it was kept as a secret from dear Farah! Farah, I'm so so sorry I didnt wish you a birthday message but I hope you understand that it was part of the 'plan'.

As you can see, the day didnt start out well what with Nad tricking me and Riane into eating intensely over-dyed sweets. But it wasn't so much 'tricking' since Nad ate it as well. And then Azy forced us to take a picture with our tongues out. Apparently, I was too embarassed to do it but what was more apparent was that I was in between 2 people whose skin were as thick as their tongues were blue.

After what seems like forever, we finally reached Cafe Del Mar but Aziemah and Sery were caught up in traffic so we sat our sandy butts down and played games on Nad's HP mini. Such nerds! But in our defence, it was Nad who brought her HP mini there. So she's a bigger nerd. True story!

After a series of ugly pictures, I thought my camera might need a break so I took this visually-calming picture!

While everyone was busy prepping for Farah's surprise.....

....guess who were the lazy bums of the day! Nad looked she might sleep anytime soon!

But when the food and drinks came, guess who's suddenly awake again?

Azy and her amazingly accurate self photo-taking skills which I'm so grateful for. If either me or Nad tried to take a picture of the 3 of us, I'm pretty sure certain facial anatomies will be cut off.

Finally, the birthday girl has arrived!!! Somebody shouted, "FARAH'S HERE!" and subconsciously we all ducked. Which was stupid because a) we ducked behind metal railings which of course, didnt provide any cover at all and b) she was blindfolded.

The mastermind of the entire party and the surprise was Farah's boyfriend who's in this photo!

I'm so helpful, I know... Hehe.

Self-absorbed kids blowing bubbles. Haha.

Then, it was time to cut the cake! I think Farah tried blowing the candle 6 times before she realised we used magic self-rekindling candles! I think I would have collapsed from oxygenatal shortage before that. Wait, if i'm blowing out carbon dioxide, why would I collapse from oxygenatal shortage?

Everyone seemed to enjoy the fact that Farah was having a hard time blowing out the candles. Everyone except Nad and Riane who were damn hungry and who, I distinctively remembered, were eyeing the food the whole time. Self-absorbed kids!

Nothing beats sunset at Sentosa with warm company to boot...
Time to eat! And somehow the balloon ALWAYS seems to be covering someone's face!

WE LOVE YOU FARAH!

You know, till now, I am so grateful that we were roomates in London.

If you truly wanna know a person, nothing beats going to a foreign country and rooming in together for 2 weeks. Right?

Thank God for London, I've discovered another down-to-earth, fun and easy-going person which can be so hard to come by in MJ.

Oh, in case you're wondering, I'm referring to you, Farah. Haha.

Remember we used to stay up late just talking?

Or eat fresh berries from Sainbury's across our hotel?

Or to listen to Farhan and Sharvin gossiping next door?

Or pretending to listen to Riane's "inspiring" story which put everyone to sleep?

Best time of my life! Except the last part...Sorry Riane but I really couldn't understand your story! If it makes you feel better, no one could...Right Farah?

Anyway, after 2 years of studying in that hell-hole, I'm so thankful that we're still friends...I remebered just after A'levels, you asked me out for lunch but I was busy and then you said, "Ok, but I really don't want us to be friends-just-in-school-but-not-after-that!"

Don't worry, we are not! And we won't be!

Special shout-out to Aziemah and Sery for organising such an awesome party and for letting us be a part of a wonderful celebration. And special thanks to Shahrul for cooking up the idea in the first place!

2008-07-28T19:03:00.016+08:00

OUR FIRST FACIAL

was relaxing at first but it quickly turned to stressful when after everything, our consultant spent the next 45 minutes in an enlosed room persuading us to sign up one of their packages. We tried different tactics...our parents would never allow, we are students and we don't have any money and the no atm card fake-out but nothing works! She was so damn persistent and didn't seem to understand that we can't afford their packages unless we start crapping money! But then again, she barely understands English. In fact, we spent half the time trying to understand her and the other half, she was trying to understand us! Nad gave up halfway and started reading her magazine in the corner.

The enclosed room I was talking about and Nad was exactly in the corner where she gave up and started reading her magazine.

"I have flimples..."

In case you're wondering, that's 'flat pimples'.

"Let's all do weird poses!"

You can tell we listen to what Nad says.

But once in a while, we do listen to her like when she asked us to dance and put our hands in the air like we just don't care! Ok, I just had to add the last part.

We like to call this our victory dance which we perfected during our JC days and which I like to do during P.E.

"Nas! What are you doing?"

"I'm doing the victory dance!"

"But you just lost!"

"Who cares? It's volleyball..."

After me and Azy dutifully followed Nad's stupid idea, she scolded me because my camera has no anti-shake features.

Azy, the super-heroine!

If I say I have crazy friends and people reply, "Really?" in a disbelieving tone, I'll just show them this picture.

At one point, I was coughing like mad, but don't worry it wasn't a case of foodal chokage or anything. But Azy was very concerned.

"Nas! Are you okay?"

"The sea coconut just slided down my throat!"

"SLIDED?!"

"I mean 'slode'!"

Post-slode.

2008-07-26T21:53:00.007+08:00

On the last day of Nad's relief stint in MJ, we collected our SGCs, which by the way, is such a letdown because it was so much nicer the last time! Our darling friend, MOE, decided to standardise all SGCs and it turned out to be this dull, brownish folder, which became uglier the moment you flip to my results page.

While waiting for the admin lady (whose name was See Lacy or something like that.. Which i thought was unique yet laughable. But it was nothing compared to the cashier lady at Cold Storage Compasspoint whose nametag read 'Lily Lee') so that Nad can sign out, we took pictures in the G.O and Nad decided to get all.... I'm not sure. You decide.

Well, if she's going for scary, that's not even remotely scary! I guess everyone has their own ways of showing displeasure at our dull SGCs.

Then we met Farah and Aziemah and had lunch at Hei Sushi! I'm getting really sick of that place! But Nad had a $10 off coupon, so....

I'm not sure what we ordered exactly but I'm pretty sure they ended with -tori, -buri, -mono or -yaki.
In the end, we ended up with another coupon and only then did we realise that we're gonna be stuck in this vicious cycle for some time.

P.s The next time you're at Compasspoint, visit Cold Storage. If you need help figuring out who is Lily, she looks exactly like Mark Lee. Hey, maybe they are related!! I can't believe I didn't realise that before.

P.p.s Sorry about the blurry pictures because my camera was set to night mode. I didn't know my brother changed it cos he was taking pictures of the moon last night. Gosh, I sometimes worry what he's gonna grow up to be.

2008-07-26T20:32:00.000+08:00

I present to you....My father, the rapper.

And I present to you...the World's Most Useless Door!

That day was special to me. It was the day I realised that if you say something with enough conviction, people will do anything you say. Case in point: Zakiah and my brother posing with a dumb door.

2008-07-02T22:03:00.022+08:00

Happy Birthday,

RIANE BRITTANY FRANCISCO!

A hungry Nad makes a sleepy Nad.

The salmon and mushroom pasta.

The Tic-Tac-Toe.

Farah and Azy busy dissecting food. Nad and Azy ordered the Mega Burger which was more mega than burger.

Mission accomplished! You would think they were too full for anything else...

...but think again! But what's Swensen's without the ice-cream right?

Must...not....fall...

Finally, being full is starting to take a toll on us! What were we thinking ordering 4 ice-creams?!

Look how sane we all were pre-dessert! Even though Nad's face says: How come I must pose for a stupid picture when there are 4 ice-creams yet to be eaten in front of me?!
Azy: It was so smart of us ordering 4 ice-creams!
Nad: I know...

Since I was late for tuition, I was very, very grateful Farah offered us a ride home. THANK YOU FARAH!
And guess who's the co-pilot? I'll give you a clue: You're reading her blog. :)

And guess which 3 are the most deserving of Farah and my backview? I'll give you a hint....

Happy Birthday Riane!

I'm so glad we are friends! I remembered the first time I met you, you were giving out stickers with your name on it and telling us that those were for your fans who wanted to join your fanclub. To be honest, I thought you were a little, you know...cuckoo but now I'm a fan and if there really is a fanclub, I'll be the president. Haha.

And even though I spend half the time trying to figure out what you're slurring and the other half trying to correct your Malay, I couldn't have survived JC without you. I especially cannot imagine SLC without you and Haz.

If there is one thing I could change about you, I wouldn't! Well, maybe if you could talk slower and enunciate properly, that would be great. Ok ok, I'm just kidding.

THANK YOU Riane!

And I hope your cats will stop scratching you cos I think it's a poor repayment for an animal activist such as yourself. :)

2008-07-02T21:06:00.003+08:00

Because the queue for the Genting Skyway was super long....

...my mum emo-ed the time away.

2008-07-01T17:50:00.003+08:00

06S501 outing at HEI SUSHI. Ok, I'm getting really sick of that place now. I was really really looking forward to meeting them all but unfortunately, I only stayed for awhile cos I wasn't feeling too well. So I can't really say much about the outing but Joyce certainly did!

-finally, class outing with 06s501!

-was supposed to meet at 5... but no one was there till late 5-ish.

-early poor nas waited till she felt faint for the un-punctual people...

-she had to go to haising sickbay!!! (nad proceeded to bluff me that she works there as a part-time nurse. oh wells)

-nad finally came. sam, wanying, me, loraine, bev, nas and ms sim!

-Hei sushi.-talks laughter. GOSH! i miss them. Life's never boring with 501.

-ms sim: earthquake/drought (forgot which one..) and the farmer interviewed went on to exclaim "my cows have nothing to drink!!" nad: "aiyo just milk them then let them drink back again la!"

-from Joyce's blog

You are such an inspiration to those farmers Nad. And a beacon of hope for those thirsty cows. And if you want to lie about my job, give me something more glamorous than part-time nurse at HaiSing please!

2008-06-29T16:05:00.005+08:00

Ok I'm releasing a few photos at a time cos there's just too many! So here's a few more....

CAMERON HIGHLANDS

Khairyn's cute little cousins: Sweet NAYLA and her cute brother, HASHIR.

2008-06-29T00:47:00.002+08:00

My brother's not-so-secret hideout. But who or what was he hiding from?

MY GRANDMA!!! Sometimes when you're bored, I guess you go to all means to find your own adventure.

And as usual, his homework gets abandoned. You can actually see him still holding on to his pen! Well, you know what they say...the pen is mightier than the sword.

2008-06-22T23:49:00.006+08:00

ROAD TRIP '08

View from our hotel window.
Yes, it was THAT cold.

With the family...

...and then, with the friends!Yes, i'm afraid it's true. Zakiah is skinnier than a mushroom stalk.

More pictures to come! Soon ok?

2008-06-21T11:59:00.028+08:00

Anushka's send-off to the US!

Bye Anushka! Come back soon....with presents!!!

Farah's cool new ride. A Mini Cooper!

Us over the years.....

My London roomie. :)

Our 1st outing after the A'levels.

Riane's Birthday.

Sleepover at Farah's.
While playing make-over, Nad's hand was scalded by the curling iron. If you can't tell that the brand of the iron is 'VIDAL SASSOON', look again closely. Riane playing dress-up. I want my own walk-in closet too!!!!

A Midsummer Night's Dream

Even during soccer matches, we ditched our classes and sat together. :)

2008-06-18T20:17:00.020+08:00

NEW ORLEANS

2008-06-18T20:05:00.008+08:00

Overdue pictures of my classmates and I from when we had lunch at Hei Sushi.

Gosh, I miss them all terribly. :(

2008-06-12T18:00:00.004+08:00

Orbs. Look at Zakiah's cacat fingers!

We do, in fact, come in peace.

Me and that hooded creature from South Park.

2008-06-12T17:30:00.010+08:00

WEDNESDAY, 11th June 2008

Went bowling with.....

And my brother. Who couldn't have looked more bored. But trust me, he had lots of fun that day.

I can't decide who looked more bored. My brother or Saba.

But I know who wasn't!

Only Natasha understood the meaning of, "Hey, look here! I'm taking photo!".

When the girls were tired of bowling, we took a break. Only then did the fun start for these guys. :)

2008-06-09T20:57:00.001+08:00

MONDAY, 9th June 2008

I declare today the Halal Trinity Pig-out and Lepak Session!

The guilty but incredibly happy parties.

Azy's baked fish!

Azy's spaghetti. Only, we called it 'Pasghetti'!

Shepherd's Pie.

An extremely satisfied Azy.

Wouldn't be complete without dessert.

Nad: EEEE! I have such a minah smile here.

Nas: Oh my God, yea!

Nad: Eh, you jangan banyak cakap! You also the same.

Nas: Oh my God, yea!

Don't ask. Be glad you don't have to put up with this.

2008-06-08T11:19:00.005+08:00

The AH PEK PARADE.

You know the feeling you get where you just wanna scream and run away but you can't? Well, you wouldn't know the feeling till you get stuck in a packed bus and you are surrounded by ah peks. You know you're sitting down at the back of the bus, minding your own business, thinking about the future as buildings pass then all of a sudden, you realised you're being surrounded by the people who think that picking noses in public is okay. That's what exactly happened to me on my way home from Funan 2 days ago.

Never mind the questionable fact that most of them boarded from the bus stop along those dodgy Geylang Lorongs. I wasn't too thrilled about the smell that they brought onboard too! The ah pek on my left was taking huge slabs of Tiger Balm and rubbing it on his neck and face. He seemed to enjoy it. So much that at the end of it, his entire face was covered with a shiny veneer. Nice.

The ah pek on my left reeked so much of faeces that I'm pretty sure either he soiled his pants or he was wearing some strong shit-smelling perfume. Either way, it was puke-inducing!

And I had the unfortunate luck of having the full view of the ah pek sitting diagonally from me. Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse, my ability to hold back my puke was tested once again when he started digging his nose! Happily. Vigorously. Disgustingly. He was digging and digging for so long that it makes me wonder how much dirt can a nostril store?! I mean, seriously! I thought his nose was gonna explode from all the excessive digging. I was staring at him and I didn't bother hiding my disgust. I was waiting for him to look back at me so that I could roll my eyes at him. When he finally did, I rolled as hard as I can. So hard I got a headache.

At one point, after all the digging, he rubbed his face!!! Nasty! The worst part was when he wanted to alight. THAT BOOGER-FACE FREAKING TOUCHED EVERY SINGLE POLE ON HIS WAY TO THE FRONT!!!!

For the rest of the entire journey I only had one thought on my mind: Do NOT touch those poles. Whatever I do, I MUST make sure that I would not touch or go near those poles.

I didn't care if I fell or how many heads I might scratch on the way out. Which was saying something because the bus was filled with follically-challenged ah peks.

2008-06-07T12:45:00.003+08:00

Took this from Syaza'a blog. It looks interesting enough! But you must also know that I have nothing to do and am so bored these days, I find joy in doing surveys for my brother's project work. Yup, my life is THAT sad.

Do you hate the last guy you texted?
. NOPE! but then again, depends on what he's going to reply me...

2. When was the last time you took a nap?
. yesterday afternoon.

3. Do you drink bottled water?
. What a random question but yea.

4. What are you listening to right now?
. my mum gossipping. about everyone under the sun!

5. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
. Singtel customer service operator. (my life is SO SAD!)

6. Who was the last person you shared a bed with?
. I never slept on a bed before.

7. What's on your mind most today?
. How I have a very sad life. Thanks to all your questions!

8. Something that happened today that made you angry?
. Your questions!

9.Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
. I neither talk nor hide them. I show my feelings.

10. Do you wear makeup?
. Yes. But not at home.

11. Are you missing someone?
. Yes. My late aunt.

12. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
. Depends on the gravity of the mistake.

13. What instant messaging service do you use?
. sms, msn, my brother

14. Would you date/hook up with your brothers best friend?
. NOPE with a capital N. Oh, and capital O, P and E too.

15. Have you ever had a panic attack?
. Yes. All the time. I once had heart palpitations that lasted for a day because I thot I was going to be ruuned down by a car in KL.

16. What color is your hair?
. Paprika.

17. Who was the last person you talked to in person?
. Myself. Yea, I do that alot.

18. Are you happy or sad right now?
. Sad. Just like my life.

19. Is your phone right beside you?
. No. But it's in front of me.

20. Are you cold?
. YES! It's been raining since morning.

21. What are you looking forward to in the next few months?
. Holiday with my friends and believe it or not..SCHOOL!

22. First thing you did when you wake up?
. Yawn...

23. What does your best friend call you?
. Oh my...this could take a while. Nas Pants, Nassy-poko-pants, Nasi, Nana, Miss Pots, Bibik Anode, Togemon......

24. Would you prefer a thunderstorm or for it to be snowing?
. BOTH! Especially if they happen to happen at the same time.

25. Who do you call the most?
. I don't call. I have little salivary glands and slow saliva production so I would get thirsty alot.

26. What were you doing 10 hours ago?
. Sleeping...

27. Have you ever fought for the opposite sex?
. Fought for? Nope. Fought with? YES!

28. Are you that good at math?
. Define 'that'. Probably best to define 'good' too.

29. Do/did you listen to your parents?
. Yes but not ALL the time but when I do not, I do feel guilty.

30. At what age did you learn to ride a bike?
. Hopefully by 20.

31. What's your favorite holiday?
. My favourite holiday would be London. My dream holiday would be Rome.

32. Ever dyed your hair?
. 6 times.

33. Love anyone right now ?
. Yea of course! You have to no matter how sad your life is. Take it from me.

34. Do you cry a lot?
. Yes. What do you expect? I cried when Hagrid got out of Azkaban in the 3rd movie.

35. Are you good at keeping secrets?
. I would like to think so....

36. What did you do today?
. Alot.

37. Do you crack your knuckles?
. Do I crack my knuckles?

38. What kind of tattoos do you want/ have?
. Tattoos are a no-no but if I could have one, I would want a rose on my cheeks so that I'll always have rosy cheeks!

39. Do you give special ringtones to certain people?
. If they ask me for ringtones then I would give to them. But so far, nobody asked me before. Is that what the question is asking?

40. Have you talked mean about anyone today?
. Talked mean about? No. Talked mean to? Yes.

41. Can you remember your last dream?
. Yes!

42. Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn't do?
. Yes! But usually it worked for the best.

46. Suppose you see your boyfriend/ girlfriend kissing another person, what would you do?
. I need to think about this....cos I'm not evil by nature and if something like this ever happens I need to do something evil.

47. What is bothering you right now?
. My mum's gossips are turing out to be quite boring. So now it's just like constant background noise...

48. Can you type over 60 words per minute?
. Only losers time themselves! But if you must know, I CAN type over 60 words per minute. Okay, so I may be a loser but at least I'm a fast-typer loser.

49. Would you be able to date someone who had a kid with someone else?
. Yes. But NOT married ones!!!

50. What will you be doing 5 hours from now?
. John Little sale at EXPO.

1. What was the highlight for today?
. I found my long-lost button while sweeping the floor. So my long-not-worn jeans are finally wearable again!

52. Did you had fun today?
. Yes! Didn't you hear about my lost and found button?! Gee...

53. If you were to die in a few hours time, what would you do?
. How do I know? I haven't die before!!

2008-06-05T11:51:00.000+08:00

You know you have nothing better to do when Youtube suddenly becomes your reliable companion...

But if you have time to spare,

Then watch what I have to share.

These few vids,

Which will surely induce laughing fits!

(And when you start coming up with lame rhymes, you know you really, really have nothing better to do..)

Japanese Metro 'Pushers'

The train officers cum 'pushers' were the best part! I know a few people who would be so good at that...

Dramatic Prairie Dog

This one i can watch over and over again without getting tired of it! Check out 'Dramatic Lemur' too!

Waitress on CCTV

I dunno whether you have watched this but it was on Ellen some time ago...

Ok that's it!!! Now I'm off to watch Prison Break on sidereel.com. and after that I'm going to pray that life will stay like this.. But I know that will be too good to be true.

2008-06-04T16:02:00.002+08:00

AYAT-AYAT CINTA

desir pasir di padang tandus

segersang pemikiran hati

terkisah ku di antaracinta yang rumit

bila keyakinan ku datang

kasih bukan sekadar cinta

pengorbanan cinta yang agungku pertaruhkan

maafkan bila ku tak sempurna

cinta ini tak mungkin ku cegah

ayat-ayat cinta bercerita

cinta ku padamu

bila bahagia mulai menyentuh

seakan ku bisa hidup lebih lama

namun harus ku tinggalkan cinta

ketika ku bersujud

bila keyakinanku datang

kasih bukan sekadar cinta

pengorbanan cinta yang agungku pertaruhkan

maafkan bila ku tak sempurna

cinta ini tak mungkin ku cegah

ayat-ayat cinta bercerita

cinta ku padamu

bila bahagia mulai menyentuh

seakan ku bisa hidup lebih lama

namun harus ku tinggalkan cinta

ketika ku bersujud

2008-06-03T12:15:00.002+08:00

A typical Zakiah-Nasirah sms conversation goes like this....

1.
Nasirah: Hey Zak, do you want to come over and watch movies at my house this Friday? My parents are away...

(4 days later....)

Zakiah: Oh, I cannot come ah... Sorry!

Nasirah: It's okay... especially since that 'Friday' was 2 days ago and my parents are back since.

2.
Nasirah: Zak, wanna meet me and Syaza at the airport on Thurs? We eating lunch then hanging out at Coffee Bean.

Zakiah: I'm having Coffee Bean breakfast now..Yum!

Nasirah: Wah! Coffee Bean kat mana? class start kol brapa? eh so Thurs how? Awak sampai around 4 after school, we go eat and then go Coffee Bean can? kol brapa awak nak balek?

Zakiah: Can you not ask so many questions in one msg!?

Nasirah: Can you please don't answer my questions with another question?!

Zakiah: Okay. Fine. Haha

(Several minues later...)

Nasirah: Can you please answer at least 2 of my questions!

2008-06-01T15:48:00.002+08:00

ME: I have to go for another medical check-up and I'm so scared!
Amin: Why?!
ME: Because, you know what happened the last time right? I'm just scared history will repeat itself!
Amin: Ohhh...don't worry! Just try not to be yourself and fight all your instincts. I'm sure you'll be fine.

ME: I HATE shallow guys!
Aishah: Me too!!! I prefer them tall...
ME: You know what?
Aishah: What?
ME: YOU are shallow! And stupid.

After that, I kept telling them that Maria Hertogh's parents are named Aminah and Mansor but they don't seem to care! And then I realized I forgot to tell them that my parents share the same name too and that's why I'm so excited. But when I eventually did, they didn't seem to care either!! And then I realized maybe they didn't know who Maria Hertogh is...So I told them all about Maria Hertogh and the riots but they didn't seem to care too!

Ok, I'm sorry for wasting your time. I read back what I wrote and I realised it's such a useless story. But I don't care because the point is, I have stupid friends too! See, Nad? The only thing they appreciated was when I said, "My mum is a Minah (Aminah)".

2008-05-31T14:09:00.003+08:00

The best PE teacher in MJ and our principal!

I find this picture so cute! Just like SR Nathan on the pick-up during National Day Parade. Except it's now a Vespa instead of a pick-up, she's giving the thumbs up instead of doing the pageant wave and on one hand she's holding colourful balloons. Something I hope our President would do during upcoming parades.

2008-05-31T13:54:00.002+08:00

(Read previous post before reading this...)

"I HAVE STUPID FRIENDS! but its okay korang we can all be stupid together :) i nearly forgot how it was like to be in jc.

nas, yasmin ahmad is not from tk as much as suzanne ho is not from mexico."

-Taken from Nad's blog.

If you forgot, this was what I wrote 5 months ago:

We were in a the lecture theatre where they were showing a news clipping with Suzanne Ho as the newsreader and I was sitting in between Nad and Azy.

Nad(proudly): Eh, Suzanne Ho from my school tau.
What i heard: Eh, Suzzane Ho from Mexico tau. (and hence, wondering why she said that proudly..)

5 seconds later...

Azy: Eh Nas, Suzanne Ho from my secondary school tau.
Me: Don't bluff!! Nad just told me she was from Mexico!
Azy: Nad! What rubbish!

Realising my mistake, I just kept quiet and let the 2 of them continue bickering.

2008-05-31T11:47:00.005+08:00

SUNDAY, 25th May 2008 - I went to send back my grandmother to her place in Tampines. After that me, my mum and my sis wanted to go shopping for clothes. And it's a shame that we remember the names of the places that we wanted to go by remembering the names of the hawker centres located there because one is called Afghanistan and the other, Istanbul. Cos here's what happened when we flagged a taxi:

My mum: Uncle, can go Afghanistan?

Taxi Driver: Huh? Go where?

My mum: Afghanistan! Near, Istanbul there.

Taxi Driver: Errr... Sorry ah. My taxi cannot fly.

It gets worse... After we explained to the driver and he finally understood where we wanted to go, he pointed to the building next to where we flagged the taxi and said, "Oh, you mean there is it?" So he drove us there, we paid him $3.10 (that's how near it is!) and got out of his taxi grinning sheepishly. So embarassing... Plus, we just wasted $3.20! It's like paying to get humiliated.

After that we went home, took my brother and cabbed down to Aloha Loyang where we volunteered to help my aunt with her barbeque cum class gathering event. I was in charge of the barbeque pit. For a first timer I think I did okay... Only a fifth of the chickens got burnt! So at the end of the day, I smelled like charcoal and was feeling a little guilty cos a fifth of my aunt's guests were carcinogenated.

TUESDAY, 27th May 2008 - I went to eat at Hei Sushi at Downtown East with Khairyn and Lisda after which Aqilah joined us and we watched Ayat-ayat Cinta. It was a beautiful movie and at the end of the show we were all pretty smitten with Fahri! But beyond that, the movie manages to capture the essence of Islam and portrays it in such a beautiful manner that I wish everyone, who has ever questioned and doubted Islam, would watch it. We were all pretty enlightened after watching it except Aqilah who was the only one who managed to point out every single flaw in the movie! Aqilah, I think you should work for moviemistakes.com.

WEDNESDAY, 28th May 2008 - Lunch at Hei Sushi again! I must make a mental note not to introduce and rave about food places to my friends anymore because then, they all seem to want to eat there! Haiii...the cons of being so influential. But I don't mind spending more money if it means that I get to spend time with my beloved NYP peeps! It was kind of an unofficial sending-off lunch for me. It ended with Lina trying to trick me into singing and dancing to the 'Hei Sushi' song because according to her, we would get 10% discount this way. Haha! I guess it was her last chance to humiliate me and she was getting desperate. Lina Lina.... Don't worry ok? Somehow, I will surely manage to humiliate myself.

Hey, all of you who are holding on the pictures! Email them to me okay? Thanks!

THURSDAY, 29th May 2008 - Robinson's Sale at EXPO with Nad and Azy. We collectively put all the items that we wanted to buy into this huge, ugly, silver bag with wheels which me and Nad took turns to pull. We played the Who-Can-Hit-More-Legs-With-The-Ugly-Bag game and I won 4-3!

Then we met Khadijah!!!

Khadijah: Hello korang! Eh, you know what?? I just met Yasmin Ahmad!

Nas: Oh, is that your friend from TKGS?

Khadijah: NO LAH! She is the director of Sepet! The story is actually about her, you know!

Azy: What, that she is sepet?

Nad: Oh my god. I have stupid friends.

This, coming from the girl who once said, "I love fried food but I HATE oily food" is really a slap in the face!

2008-05-27T22:37:00.004+08:00

Things I am going to miss about NYP:

1) The people!!!

2) Those pijak-able toddlers from the in-house childcare centre.

3) Wondering whether I'm going to see Fa(riq or dhil) in school.

4) The library cafe.

5) The I-want-to-pee sensation whenever I walk pass the fountains. And NYP has ALOT of fountains! Luckily, it has alot of toilets too.

6) Gossipping about Cocky-Cocky You-You.

Things I am NOT going to miss about NYP:

1) Teachers poking my face in the dark.

2) Choking half to death on the way into campus every morning from all those people smoking.

3) Trying to act as though I care about physics.

2008-05-27T22:13:00.008+08:00

Nasirah Mansor

Proud NYPian (14th April - 26th May 2008)

Goodbye, my lovely friends.

You will be sorely missed.

I'm very sure this is what I want.

But for someone that will be getting what she wants,

I am strangely sad.

Because I have to leave all of you.

If only I can have it both ways and need not choose.

Unfortunately, that's not how it works.

But, I will always be your Togemon, Bibik Anode and Miss Pots. :)

2008-05-24T20:37:00.007+08:00

SATURDAY, 24th May 2008

I love weddings so I was very excited when another sibling of a fellow PBMA got hitched! This time it was Nadh's eldest brother. It was a very nice wedding with a Balinese setting. We wanted to take a picture with the bride and groom but they kept running away from us! I must admit we ended up looking quite stupid all huddled under a tree..

"Takper takper! Nanti boleh photoshop in the bride and groom!"

Without all these weddings, somehow, PBMA feels.....incomplete.

Fariq's brother's wedding.

Hashir's brother's wedding.

Lisda's sister's wedding.

2008-05-23T16:56:00.005+08:00

"DON'T TOUCH THAT BREAD! THAT'S FLORK POSS!"

"Besok kat skolah Kak Ela kena choose major."

"Wah best nyer! Choose meja yang kat belakang-belakang k?"

"Do you watch Anak-anak Sidek?"

"YES! And you are just like Misbon."

"Miss Bone? Oh, you mean Anak-anak Sidek is an English cartoon?"

"Nas, Nas... I really, really wonder how your brain works..."

"It doesn't."

2008-05-21T20:06:00.006+08:00

God works in mysterious ways. If there is one thing you hate, that will be the thing that has the annoying penchant of happening. I'm not complaining though...Maybe to a certain degree lah but it's all just... CUBAAN (ala P.Ramlee).

I'll tell you why.. This month alone I have to go through 5 excruciating interviews! 2 of them next week so technically, 3 excruciating interviews and 2 gonna-be-excruciating interviews. And i really, really, really hate interviews. Just ask Nad and Azy. If i have an interview today, i would worry about it one week before. And on the day itself, i couldn't eat and couldn't concentrate on lessons. And Nad and Azy had to endure being my pretend interviewers. Haha! Sorry guys! After that, i repaid their kindness by not paying attention to what they said cos i was too worried. Again, sorry guys!

To top it off, i have 4 tests next week! 4 tests! Did i mention that we have 4 tests? Well let me just repeat the horrendousness that is next week... 4 FREAKING TESTS! I know i went on quite a bit about me hating interviews but hating tests is self-explanatory.

On the bright side, MJ WON SOCCER FINALS!!!!

Ok, so this picture was so last year but it's okay as long as you're FEELING THE MERIDIAN MIGHT!

But let me get one thing straight though.. The year before we entered MJ, MJ won the title. For the 2 years we were in MJ, screaming our lungs out for some soccer mats we don't even like but had to do so in the name of school spirit, we lost. And now that we are out, MJ won again! What's up with that man!

But I wished i could have gone down to the stadium today! I love watching soccer matches because

a) I get to scream like nobody's business

b) from where i'm sitting, the soccer players are real tiny! So i get to imagine them as 22 cockroaches chasing a saga seed. (Hey, a girl must find a way to entertain herself during a match!)

c) I get to hit those hard and long balloons which produce one of the most annoying sounds in the world. I especially love hitting them at people's faces. And then using them to poke the people in front. And when the match is over, i get to throw it down and hit the people sitting below. Woohoo!

d) No school the next day! So i can spend the whole day...studying. (What a sad little life i led...)

And people think i care about the match. Who cares about those tiny mats killing grass? Most of the time I was asking Nad and Azy about the buildings and the swimming complex next to the stadium. And when i'm not sight-seeing, i'll be trying to shoot the VJ counterparts with my imaginary gun and i actually believed that this would help our chances. That is until, you know, we lost. But the point is, i really think it worked because 2 years later, we won!

2008-05-17T01:52:00.002+08:00

Zakiah taught me how to 'Print Screen'. It was a failed attempt the 1st time round. You can see for yourself.

2008-05-17T00:22:00.009+08:00

The day it rained and we were stuck in the pavilion. Sounds romantic but thing is, I was stuck with Saba Tak Sabar, Ain Berangin and Zakiah Menyampah. So, romantic? Not so much. Company? One of the best.

The day me and Saba studiously studied while these 2 sleepily slept.

The day Zakiah was confused as to why her answer was zero. "Zakiah! You Answer minus Answer, of course zero lah!"

The day I was unfortunate enough to have come across this colourful, grinning skull.

But the skull was nothing to this. I fell asleep while reading the Martini textbook and of all the thousand pages in the book, I fell asleep on this page!!! Imagine how I felt when i woke up and the first thing I saw was this!

So now you understand why I only read my physics textbook after 10 pm.

Anyway, I had my very first X-ray exposure today and this is what i exposed:

While dipping the film in the alkaline developer, i didn't realise I was dipping my sleeve as well. So I ended up smelling like ammonia for the rest of the day.

Clare's X-rayed chicken which i really really hope she didn't eat after that. I prefer my chickens barbequed than x-rayed anyday.

2008-05-09T17:41:00.005+08:00

FRIDAY, 9th May 2008

Ignorance is definitely not bliss! Now i'm like the butt of almost all the jokes in school. Just because i thought 'smoother' is an Indian word! But nevermind lah..i'm quite used to it. Besides, no one will take my words seriously so i can criticise without feeling guilty. That's the very thin, almost negligible silver lining, i guess.
Some random conversations....

"Can I just say 'SHHHH' loudly? I can't stand the noise already!"

"No don't! You don't know the rules here in poly. Maybe the library are talkable."

"What?!"

"I mean, the library can be talked in."

"How about, 'You are allowed to talk in the library'?

"Haiyah same thing!"

"Go that toilet. That's the cleanest toilet!"

"Why would i want to go to the cleaner's toilet?"

"Don't you want to go to the cleanest toilet?"

"NO!"

"Okaaaay..."

Okay, i just discovered my favourite indian sweetmeats....GULAB JAMUN! Thing is, i can never get the name right so it was quite embarassing when ordering.

"I looove jilab gunam!"

"Gulab jamun!"

Later....

"Where's my jalib gumam?!"

"GULAB JAMUN!!!"

But the worst had to be...

"I want jilat gayung!"

"Gayung mana kau nak jilat?!"

I'm sorry but i have spoonerisms! It's not my fault!

Oh, and today, Nad, Azy, Khad, Baya, Sabarina and I went to Naked Fish Shoppe! Thanks guys for coming ALL the way to Yio Chu Kang and thanks Saba for waiting till 3pm!!!

Today was also the day i got to know how it feels like to walk around in total darkness. For practical lesson today, we got to go into the darkroom. You know, the place you have to go if you have to manually develop photos or X-ray film...It was REALLY scary not to be able to see anything! The walls were totally black and there wasn't a single source of light. AT ALL. So we ended up groping the walls (actually, groping each other, more like) to make our way through the winding passageway. At one point of time, i was suay enough to be standing right beside the light switch. Suddenly, there was a hand poking my face and i realised it was my teacher trying to switch on the lights. -_-

2008-04-28T17:10:00.000+08:00

To my dearest Hershey-losing Azy Wuzzy,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

Sempena Azy punye hari jadi,

Camera Nad super blurry.

Kesian Azy.....

We spent the day at.......

At the Tan Tock Seng branch cos Azy's a staff there and there was 50% off that day! Woohoo! It's like taking advantage of the birthday girl seh. Sorry Azy!

Warning: The next picture is an incomplete one. The birthday girl herself was found to be missing.

We come in 3's. ('We come in peace'. Get it? HAHA!) But each sold separately. Senior citizens not included.

Azy, where were you!!!?

2008-04-27T21:39:00.005+08:00

A DAY IN SCHOOL!

Meet Michelle, Aqilah and the closest thing to a cadaver we've come across. So far.

Lina (don't ask me what she's doing) and Mr. Maigata Iso Pern. More commonly known as Mr. My Gut Is Open.

Sheila, you crazy blood-waster you! But for what it's worth, you have cute red blood cells.

"When you are sick, doctors will touch the area behind your ear right? Can anybody tell me what is he feeling for?"

"Pulse!"

"Tonsils!"

"Lymph node!"

"HAIR!!!"

2008-04-25T20:56:00.002+08:00

Got this from Lisda and i just have to put it up.

Ah Beng - NEW STUFF

Ah Beng bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
"My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"
====================================
Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
==========================================
Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
===========================================
Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
=========================================
Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.
===========================================
Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house."
Police: "How come the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."
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Ah Beng comes back to his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine" He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for complement."
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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"
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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man : This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng : If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?===================================================
Teacher: "I killed a person.", convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is "you will go to jail"
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Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."
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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the evening and not in the morning. Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

2008-04-23T16:37:00.006+08:00

On a day like this.....

... I thought it would be fun to challenge my brother to a Push-pop challenge! This is one of the rarer games where the more you suck, the better you are. The blue one's mine so obviously, i lost. Contrary to popular belief, I do not suck that much.

Oh, and i finally got my laptop skin and i love it!!!!

2008-04-23T16:34:00.001+08:00

"Is that a new couple?"
'"Yup"
"How are they?"
"They have weird pet names for each other including 'noisy bitch' and 'sick bastard'"

2008-04-20T15:50:00.001+08:00

Oh man! I accidentally deleted the post about my school!

Ok, a summary:

1) School is great! There were more than a few familiar faces. But mostly, it's great because i get to study. Which is something i thought i would NEVER say. Even if it's quantum physics.

2) School is not so great when it comes to cutting up cadavers though. I'm going to find out Islam's view on this. By finding out, I meant waiting for Zakiah to research and giving me the answer.

3) 1 week has passed and i'm already known as 'the merepek one'. I thought i could start afresh. You know, new school, new friends. But i guess it was wishful thinking on my part cos i forgot Zakiah is here. She, who told all the Malay boys in secondary school about my embarassing escapades. She, who goes one step further and publicise them on Facebook. So i kinda give up.

4) Oh we met HAIZAD IMRAN in the canteen!!!! I'm guessing his taking an advanced dip. He looks so cute laughing with his friends. And his hair is back to its normal colour and not like the hideous one he sported in Zero Downpayment. When i was walking past him i wanted to feign a faint so that he could nurse me back to health. Luckily my dignity knocked me hard in the head and shouted (shrilly-ly, i might add), "HELLO?!" just in time.

Wow. I guess i CAN remember most of the stuff i wrote previously. Well i shouldn't be surprised cos i have a penchant for remembering stupid, meaningless and unworthy-of-my-brain-space stuffs. Right, everyone i know?

2008-04-13T20:00:00.011+08:00

SUNDAY, 13th April 2008

Today i spent the day with....

At Changi Airport. Kinda like a bacholerette party but instead of entering married life, they are sending me off into school life! And instead of hiring strippers, we were the whores instead. But don't get me wrong! We were the socially acceptable whores because all we do is cam-whore. So anyway, I can't wait for school to start because i don't think my brain can stand another minute of rotting.

"Eh wah! This picture is so vintage!!!"

What i was thinking but didn't dare say out loud because Nad was within slapping distance of me, "Yup, just like the skytrains in those villages back in the 50's..."

At Coffee Bean.

While waiting for the skytrain, we took advantage of the gorgeous lighting.

"OMG, this is just like art."
"Yup, art that will definitely NOT sell."

Since we are not hiring strippers for my bachelorette party, might as well use the pole and pretend to be sailors. Yang terus sekali tak menjadi.

And as if this wasn't embarassing enough, Nad ans Azy were singing : "A sailor went to sea sea sea to see what he could see see see. " Loudly and more than once.

Ok this picture was candid. Azy was VERY quick with the camera. This was when we were both astunnished (Nad's new word) by some loud rumbling noises. Later we realised it was just buses. So jakun you know..Just look at Nad's face!

Nad decided to join Azy and me in our pole-dancing.

2008-04-11T16:55:00.005+08:00

FRIDAY, 11th April 2008

Today was orientation, NUS interview and PBMA barbeque day.

I took 86 in the morning. Usually it will take around 20-30 minutes for me to reach yio chu kang. But today is special. Just for me, the bus was caught in 4 different jams on its route from Sengang to Yio Chu Kang. So a journey that would normally take 30 minutes became.....ONE HOUR AND FORTY FREAKING MINUTES! And it didn't help that i was sitting beside this man who was clearly worried about being late for work and he kept adjusting his tie...I wanted to rip his tie off!!! Either that or choke him to death with it. That's when i realised you don't have to be a driver to experience road rage.

To make matters worst, the admin people from NUS called and said my interview slot is now at 1045 instead of 1215. So to recap....
Me, stuck in a jam in the middle of nowhere and can't get down. Orientation starts at 8.30. It was already 8.50. Meanwhile, i still dunno how on earth i am going to get to NUS by 1015. And Mr. Worried beside me was still yanking his tie.

I'm very lazy to continue and it still physically hurts me to talk about it. So let's just say, everything turn out fine. Even the interview. :)

So then i went home and was feeling damn excited about the barbeque later. BUT i forgot that i had tuition at 6 pm!!! Until my mom reminded me. But i was SO sad because there was no way i could make it to the bbq. I decided to try my luck and call all 4 parents to see whether they can send them 1 hour earlier. And they agreed!!! But i was still late for the bbq because of the stupid 965 which was VERY slow. And becase i got lost again (damn you, night-blindness!) i couldn't buy the one tiny thing Lisda asked me to: Matchsticks.

The Survivors. The ones that OUTLAST. OUTWIT and OUTPLAY don't matter in this case. But technically, i didn't 'survive' anything because i came at 8.10.

The very tired NS boys. And the very happy Fariq.

Look at Fariq's schizo fingers! On one hand it is normal, on the other....Let's just say he puts a whole new meaning to giving the 'twist'.

The organisers and the Sheng Shiong lovers. To quote Aqilah (a.k.a Honey Queen): "They have everything Nasirah. EVERYTHING!"

And i bet they learnt one thing: Never go rock-climbing before organising a bbq.

In Lisda's words "Penat nak mampos seh!"

Fadhil didnt have to say anything. Just look at his face.

2008-04-08T23:55:00.004+08:00

When Americans have nothing to do, they protest over stupid stuffs. Well who am i to call people stupid? But i will proceed to tell you what they did and you be the judge.

Red-heads in America are protesting against the popular fast-food chain, Wendy's. Because of their logo which they believe is an unfair protrayal of red-heads.

In the protest they actually said things like:

"Our faces are not straight white-chalky. We do have some pigment."

"HEY HEY HO HO, RACIST MASCOT'S GOTTA GO!"

"GIVE WENDY SOME PIGMENT!"

"NO PIGTAILS! NO PIGTAILS! NO PIGTAILS!"

Here's the video of the protest if you do actually want to see it:

I don't really think it's a REAL protest. Just something for fun. Which is why i said it is time-wasting. But i realised there is something more time-wasting than this and that is searching for "protest" at YouTube and then blogging about it. Oh, and those of you who just watched the aboved video, congratulations, you too, have just wasted your time. Wanna go all out and protest against Ronald?

2008-04-08T12:16:00.002+08:00

Rivervale Mall is having a massive book sale! All 2nd hand books selling from $1-$10. Average 4 bucks! And they are all in good condition. Of course me and my sis went crazy and we were so enthused abt the books we forgot to buy the one thing we came to the mall for.

I was so proud of my buys! Until I saw what my sis bought.

You see, this is what i bought:
1) 4 SVU books
2) 1 Two Of A Kind book
3) 1 BabySitters Club Mystery Special
4) 3-in-1 Horror Special by R.L Stine
5) 1 Goosebumps 3-in-1 Special.

And my sis bought:
1) Roald Dahl Short Stories
2) Village By The Sea
3) Memoirs of a Geisha
4) The Little Prince

See what i mean? But i tried defending myself!

"I'm much younger than her what! So can lah!"
"Yes, but that doesn't change the fact that you are 19 Nas!"

Clunk.

2008-04-08T11:54:00.007+08:00

HUSBANDS OF THE YEAR AWARDS!

Honourable mention for the UK.....followed closely by the US

and then Poland...

3rd place has to go to Greece...

Runner-up award goes to Serbia.

But the winner has to go to...IRELAND!
You gotta love the Irish.

They are true romantics..Look, he's even holding her hand!

Got it from a forwarded email. But i had to put this up here cos it goes so well with my 'Guys are as shallow as the water in my toilet bowl' motto.

2008-04-07T15:28:00.010+08:00

For breakfast I had Honey Stars and then felt really sick! Like stomach flu sick. Don't get me wrong. They are still the tastiest stars in the universe. I think it's something I must've ate last night. :( But it's okay because i think my room is very clean now cos whenever i'm sick, i clean. What better way to get rid of germs and viruses in your body than to get rid of germs and rubbish in your room right? (Doesn't seems to make much sense but i'm sick. So, excusable.)

Remember this?

Well i finally managed to clean it! And the only way is by throwing out alot of stuffs. Mostly expired products and empty bottles. It's still not Monica Geller-clean but at least it's clutter-free. As long as i can reach the stuffs at the back without the other stuffs toppling then i'm happy.

And i found this: My first authentic watch given to me by my uncle after PSLE results. I took it out of the case only to find that the straps broke into 3 parts! I only used it 3 times in my life. Gosh! And then when i wanted to put it back in the case, the other side of the strap broke into 2. :( So hopeless.

The best part about cleaning out your drawers and shelves and closets is when you find treasures. You know, stuffs you thought you lost. Stuffs you never knew you had. Stuffs you bought and then forgotten all about it. That's what happened! I've been looking for this bag all over the place and i finally found it! It's a 'Frankfurt am Main' printed bag but i bought it in Munich. That's why it's very special. Sounds weird but then again, I AM weird.

I can't believe i found this! I always collect all my plane tickets and these were missing. I remembered i kept calling my brother "Muhammadir" for quite some time even when we got back to Singapore. Nothing beats pissing off your brother.

There was this bag where we kept ALL our receipts from ALL the stores we bought stuff from. Not to keep tabs on our spending but as souveneirs. Pathetic? I think so. But i so remembered this shop. "Sir Save A Lot". Our favourite shop! It's like ValueDollar or the One.99 Shop only the people there are more creative with their shop names. I saw one shop selling papers and it's called "HOLY SHEET".

The next part is the BEST part. Cards from very special people for my 18th birthday! Don't worry! These were not accidentally found. I knew they were there :)

"....We've known each other for about 4 years already! Soon, our Alevels will come and it reminds me of the time we studied at the cafe at Chengsan CC for our O'levels. And there's also Galilee. And tuition at your house...So fun!!"

-Khairyn

Khairyn's message was full of emotion and nostalgia. Hai.... But it's true we always had fun.

"You redefine the meaning of a friend. Need I say more? -Your cute and lovable laughing kaki, Zakiah"

So short. So sweet. So Zakiah. Especially the last part. hahaha. I hope i redefine in a good way though.

"...I wanted it to represent our childhood and the times we spent doing stupid things and having stupid fights. We've been so close since young till now... and i wish to never stop doing that."
-Hajar

Awwwwww. It's so true! From when we were 4 or 5 we will always have sleepovers. Our sleepovers last time was so fun! We will stay up until 4am watching movies or just talking and eating our favourite AirHeads. Now, we mostly have study marathons when we have sleepovers but we ALWAYS have fun.

"I'm glad we've kept this friendship of ours going. Maybe a huge part of it is due to the fact that we share the same interests, passions and goals. But as the saying goes, it's not about the common things that we share but also about respecting each other's differences.

....Till then, to more years of studying bawah block together, movies together, shopping together and more!"

-Syaza

:):) There's nothing better than having your study buddy, movie partner, shopping and gossip kaki all rolled into one. That's why i'm glad i have my Syaza.

From 06S501..

"NasPants, we love you as much as i'm a SCHIZO!"
-Nad

"Nas (she drew a pair of PANTS), Halal Trinity wouldn't be the same without you. Heck, it wouldn't even BE a trinity. Thank you for layan-ing Nad for me."
-Azy

"Hey Nas Pants! Azy stole my pants!..."
-Bev

I just wrote down the 1st three. The rest are JUST AS IMPORTANT to me but i'm getting drowsy from the medicine. Pardon me.

2008-04-03T01:03:00.004+08:00

With the help of my dad, I set up my very own studio for my BodyShop products. Actually it was my dad's idea. I'm more of a handphone camera kind of person. Take a look....(it's okay if you laugh. I did too...)

After a few hours it started to get dark outside and we couldnt use the camera'a flash cos it's too glaring. So....

And the results! Drumroll please......

Not too bad if i do say so myself. :)

2008-04-03T00:29:00.005+08:00

Yesterday was the day when my idioticity shone to its maximum potential. A little more idiotness (up to date, I have created 2 nouns and I'm strangely proud of that) and I will give Mr Bean a run for his money. Normal people would feel shameful about telling people their idiotic moments but not me cos everybody already knows I'm an idiot. So that's me...idiotic and shameless. Nice.

Me and Zakiah went for our medical check-up at Woodlands Civic Centre. It went hideously wrong. Hideously.

When taking my weight, the person asked me to face the door. I looked at the door and it was open. So i was confused because facing the door when it is open and facing it when it is closed are 2 different directions altogether.
So i asked the nurse, "When it is closed or opened?"
Nurse: What?
Me: The door. Face it when it is closed or open?

She gave up and just pointed to where i should face.

Then she gave me a stick with different coloured squares on it and told me to, "Go and pee."
I stood there waiting for the cup but they didnt give me anything.
So i had to ask, "Can I have the cup please?"
Nurse: What cup?
Me: Errr.. For me to pee in. *Sheepish grin*
Nurse: Oh, no need cup!
Me: Then pee where?!!
Nurse: TOILET LAH!

How was I to know to pee over the stick?

When i came back, she asked me, "Any history of fits?"
What i heard was, "Are you really fit?"
So i answered, "Ermmm, i think so but not very lah."

At the blood test station, I was all shaking and nervous because i do have a sight case of haemophobia. (I nearly died watching Sweeney Todd) I guess the nurse noticed and asked me how I was feeling.
I said, " Ok tapi takot ah. Tak suka darah."
After I answered her a few times in Malay, she finally told me she's Filipino and didnt understand a word i was saying. Thanks man! You could have told me earlier and not make me feel like a total idiot (although i think it's already 19 years too late). And as if she was afraid I didnt believe she's Filipino, her nametag reads "Maria".

There are a few other stupid moments i had but i think it's too difficult to describe in words. For more details, please do not hesitate to ask me in person. Better yet, ask Zakiah. She was there and there's no one better at hyping up the whole Nas-is-an-idiot thing. Well she and let's not forget Lisda.

2008-04-03T00:10:00.005+08:00

I really, really ('hate' will be a very strong word so...) dislike my grandmother. I have tried very very very hard to be civil towards her but I think I'm going to explode. Seriously. It's too much for any human to take! Maybe Mother Theresa but definitely not me! Like just now she said something that really hurt me. I'm not even going to say what it is cos it's offensive to...EVERYONE! The number of times she did something to anger me is countless. Sometimes I think she gets a kick from seeing how much taunting I can take. One time I got so angry I tore my towel. I'm not kidding.

As I am writing this, she is behind me talking but I learnt to shut her out because whatever she has to say will DEFINITELY make my night worser than it already is. It is nearly 1 in the morning, I am tired and having a headache but I cannot sleep because I am still thinking about what she said. And all the other stuffs she said and done before. And it is times like these when I will look at her when she isn't looking and I can't help but be remembered of the fact that she isn't my real grandmother. We are not related by blood. As much as I don't want to think it, I just can't. The old lady on my bed is just like a neighbour who came here to sleep.

2008-03-29T20:46:00.005+08:00

THE BODY SHOP SALE!

Prices slashed up to 50% from the original retailing prices! Visit http://www.just-cos-we-are-girls.blogspot.com for more details.

2008-03-28T21:49:00.004+08:00

Just some random recollections of the unemployed and often wandering mind...

"Bus first, bus second, bus...?"
"Third!"
"OH-HOH!!! You said bastard!"
"NO! I NEVER! I only said 'Third!'. You then say the bad word!!!"
"Eh, don't tell teacher ah!"

Classic.

A sign reads "Kakitangan Sahaja"
"Abeh badan ngan kepala tak leh masok eh?"

"Can you pass me the spork and foon please?"

"Can i have the frappucino crap?"

All of you would be happy to know that today, i experienced bad public transport incident no. 15.
I think most of you knew about me scratching an apek's botak head till there were 3 obvious red lines across his head. Then there was the time i pokes a guy in the neck with my Chupa Chup stick. There are so MANY stories on different occasions but one thing's the same: It will always end with a loud "OW!" or i will be glared at so scarily, i will get down at the next stop and take another bus. But now i'm using adult fare so the story will end differently. Watch this space.

2008-03-27T19:08:00.004+08:00

THURSDAY, 27th March 2008

Today was one hectic day. Me and Syaza went to Suntec for the Body Shop warehouse sale. Got lost and ended up rounding the same place thrice and when we got there, there was like a GAZILLION people there. I was so disappointed! The queue was so ridiculously long that you wouldn't even know where it starts or ends. Seriously! After that i went to meet Siti and we went to White Sands cos Vivie is having a sale!! Tak beli rugi!

I'm just going to end of with pictures of Masyitah because....well, just because!

2008-03-27T00:55:00.004+08:00

This is how short Ramiele actually is...

And this is how lip-smackingly good David actually is...

This is how every song should be sung...

And this is how every song should be interpreted...

2008-03-25T16:33:00.003+08:00

I was tagged to do this so here goes!

6 RANDOM THINGS ABOUT ME:

1) I love ice-cream but only on cold days.

2) When I see an aeroplane flying past I always get sad because I'm not on it.

3) I cut people's hair for money and my own for pleasure.

4) I want to start a new series with my buddy Chad titled 'One Tree On A Hill'

5) I used to like reading Enid Blyton's 'The Famous Five' and 'Secret Seven' until I started wondering why one is famous while the other is secret.

6) I LOVE doing dumb and meaningless stuffs like this!

I tagged: Azy, Fariq, Hazirah, Nad Bod, Pings, Sofiah, Syaza, Zakiah

2008-03-25T00:07:00.002+08:00

TUESDAY, 25th March 2008

INTERESTING FACTS

1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)

2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it)

3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig) (How'd they figure this out, and why?)

4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Still can't get over that pig thing) (Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)

5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?) (And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)

6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmmmmm........)

7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)

8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?) (Did taxpayers pay for this research??)

9. Polar bears are left handed.
(Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, did they ask them?)

10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)

11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?)

12. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death. (Creepy)

13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the....) (Well, at least pigs get a break there...)

14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life I still want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)

15. Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Oh, Geez) (That's almost as bad as catfish)

16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)

17. Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

2008-03-23T03:41:00.002+08:00

Hello. It's 3:45 in the morning and i would like to declare that i've lost my NUS PIN number. So the happiness that i've felt earlier at completing my application essay was so short-lived that i felt bullets have left guns faster. If i do not find it, i would have to go ALL THE WAY to the admissions building to get a new PIN because they "regret to inform (me) that (they) are NOT able to disclose a new PIN via phone /or email." Oh God, why?

2008-03-23T03:36:00.004+08:00

Hello. It's 3:16 in the morning and I would like to declare that i've finished writing my uni application essay. I would rather do 3 econs essay. And that is saying something cos i hate econs. And to the Ah Bengs who specifically chose today to have a shoutfest at my void-deck, thank you. You really helped to speed the process up.

2008-03-22T00:16:00.003+08:00

Today Halal Trinity watched Rule #1. It's supposed to be scary if not for the fact that i was covering my eyes throughout almost the entire show. The 3 of us actually. The only thing i remembered was muttering to the 2 of them, "I can't believe i paid $9.50 for this." Over and over. It pisses me off cos i know i can get tortured for free somewhere else. AND i can't believe i forgot to bring my 'horror' bag! This bag is perfect for watching horror movies cos there's a hole and i can watch an entire scary show through that hole.

In the middle of the show, I was covering my eyes and then Nad pushed them down (cos she wanted me to see) right at the part where the ghost is coming out! I wanted to scream but it got caught in my throat. I think it must be the mixture of anger and fear. Anger at Nad, of course. But i got over it in like a second. Until she took my hand away again! I thought she wanted to prevent me from covering my eyes again but noooo..it was to cover her own eyes! HAHAH! Use your own hands lah! The whole experience was so funny i tell you! With Nad constantly shouting "Shoot him! Just SHOOT LAHH!" loudly for the whole cinema to hear. Luckily it was dark.

Ok so after watching the show, i conclude that....

the rule number 1 for watching Rule Number 1 is to always leave your glasses/contact lenses at home because this is a show better watched blurred. Or u can do it my way and breathe hard onto your glasses so that they are all fogged up and then wear them. So all you see are blurry figures. Of course, you dun have to resort to this if you have your 'horror' bag with you.

And also i have to add rule number 2: COVER YOUR EYES when the background song gets scary. If your friend doesn't let you, die trying!

2008-03-21T16:46:00.006+08:00

LISTEN TO THIS! AND MAY IT INSPIRE YOU TO REDUCE, REUSE, RECYCLE!

Three it's a magic number
Yes it is, it's a magic number
Because two times three is six
And three times six is eighteen
And the eighteenth letter in the alphabet is R
We've got three R's we're going to talk about today
We've got to learn to
Reduce, Reuse, Recycle
Reduce, Reuse, Recycle
Reduce, Reuse, Recycle
Reduce, Reuse, Recycle
If you're going to the market to buy some juice
You've got to bring your own bags and you learn to reduce your waste
And if your brother or your sister's got some cool clothes
You could try them on before you buy some more of those
Reuse, we've got to learn to reuse
And if the first two R's don't work out
And if you've got to make some trash
Don't throw it out
Recycle, we've got to learn to recycle,
We've got to learn to
Reduce, Reuse, Recycle
Reduce, Reuse, Recycle
Reduce, Reuse, Recycle
Reduce, Reuse, Recycle
Because three it's a magic number
Yes it is, it's a magic number
3, 3, 3
3, 6, 9, 12, 15, 18, 21, 24, 27, 30, 33, 36
33, 30, 27, 24, 21, 18, 15, 12, 9, 6, and
3, it's a magic number

2008-03-20T17:31:00.000+08:00

THURSDAY, 20th March 2008

Lunch Date with Z.A.K.P.A.O

"Nas's coffee.

When the waitress came with 2 creamers for her, she asked me whether it was for the soup. -_-'' "

-Zak

For starters, our salad! And for dessert, our...dessert?
It was a GREAT day! But i refused to put up pictures of the main courses cos i refuse to get hungry at this hour!

2008-03-19T14:26:00.001+08:00

Azy, azy..people studying for prelims also you want to take picture. Actually, if you look closely, I was studying while Nad was...watching me study.